I don't think there would be many jokes, if there weren't constant frustration and fear and so forth. It's a response to bad troubles like crime.

People who are wary of what they might find in a book if they opened one are right to be.

I still believe that peace and plenty and happiness can be worked out some way. I am a fool.

He ate a pear. It was a hard one. It fought back against his grinding teeth. It snapped in juicy protest.

I love you, because the love you gave me was the only love I've ever had, the only love I ever will have

The moral of the story is we're here on Earth to fart around. And, of course, the computers will do us out of that. And, what the computer people don't realize, or they don't care, is we're dancing animals. You know, we love to move around.

The only proof he needed for the existance of God was music.