Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand.

Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside.

"Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than before," Bokonon tells us. "He is full of murderous resentment of people who are ignorant without having come by their ignorance the hard way."

A nice thing about war-not that anything about war is nice, I guess-is that while it's going on and you're in it, you never worry about doing the right thing.

You are better than you think.

There is no peace, I'm sorry to say. We find it. We lose it. We find it again. We lose it again.

High school is closer to the core of the American experience than anything else I can think of.