God damn it, you've got to be kind.

Just because you can read, write and do a little math, doesn't mean that you're entitled to conquer the universe.

My definition of a man's man is a man who knows gun safety, and we all did.

You develop a style from writing a lot.

Bill Gates says, 'Wait till you can see what your computer can become.' But it’s you who should be doing the becoming. What you can become is the miracle you were born to work-not the damn fool computer.

You are better than you think.

The moral of the story is we're here on Earth to fart around. And, of course, the computers will do us out of that. And, what the computer people don't realize, or they don't care, is we're dancing animals. You know, we love to move around.