I am eternally grateful for my knack of finding in great books, some of them very funny books, reason enough to feel honored to be alive, no matter what else might be going on.
Kurt VonnegutI learned how to make jokes because I wanted to give people as much fun as they did, and I guess I did, too.
Kurt VonnegutMontana was naked, and so was Billy, of course. He had a tremendous wang, incidentally. You never know who'll get one.
Kurt VonnegutBeware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than before.
Kurt Vonnegut