Most kids can't afford to go to Harvard to be misinformed.

The highest possible form of treason is to say that Americans aren’t loved wherever they go, whatever they do.

What made marriage so difficult back then was yet again that instigator of so many other sorts of heartbreak: the oversize brain.

There is no way a beautiful woman can live up to what she looks like for any appreciable length of time.

Music makes practically everybody fonder of life than he or she would be without it.

Human beings are chimpanzees who get crazy drunk on power. By saying that our leaders are power-drunk chimpanzees, am I in danger of wrecking the morale of our soldiers fighting and dying in the Middle East? Their morale, like so many bodies, is already shot to pieces. They are being treated, as I never was, like toys a rich kid got for Christmas.

The polls demonstrate that 50 percent of Americans who get their news from TV think Saddam Hussein was behind the Twin Towers attack. Man, have they got ways for getting half-truths out right away now, thanks to TV! I think TV is a calamity in a democracy.