Most kids can't afford to go to Harvard to be misinformed.

History! Read it and weep!

Just in the nick of time they realized that it was their own habitat they were wrecking -- that they weren't merely visitors.

The other American divisions on our flanks managed to pull out: We were obliged to stay and fight. Bayonets aren't much good against tanks.

Some jerk infected the Internet with an outright lie. It shows how easy it is to do and how credulous people are.

I will say, too, that lovemaking, if sincere, is one of the best ideas Satan put in the apple she gave to the serpent to give to Eve. The best idea in that apple, though, is making jazz.

Science never cheered up anyone. The truth about the human situation is just too awful.