My definition of a man's man is a man who knows gun safety, and we all did.

The most exquisite pleasure in the practice of medicine comes from nudging a layman in the direction of terror, then bringing him back to safety again.

You should be careful about who you pretend to be, because who you pretend to be - is actually who you are!

Social class means a hell of a lot and upper class people - no matter how well [Franklin ] Roosevelt did - it was stylish to hate him.

I had taught myself that a human being might as well look for diamond tiaras in the gutter as for rewards and punishments that were fair.

There is a riddle about a man who is locked in a room with nothing but a bed and a calendar, and the question is: How does he survive? The answer is: He eats dates from the calendar and drinks from the springs of the bed.

I had made her so unhappy that she had developed a sense of humor. [-Rabo Karabekian]