My definition of a man's man is a man who knows gun safety, and we all did.

Freud said he didn't know what women wanted. I know what women want. They want a whole lot of people to talk to.

I think that scientific persons of the future will scoff at scientific persons of the present. They will scoff because scientific persons of the present thought so many important things were superstitious.

Another flaw in the human character is that everybody wants to build and nobody wants to do maintenance.

Swoopers write a story quickly, higgledy-piggledy, crinkum-crankum, any which way. Then they go over it again painstakingly, fixing everything that is just plain awful or doesn’t work. Bashers go one sentence at a time, getting it exactly right before they go on to the next one. When they’re done they’re done.

Literature is the only art in which the audience performs the score.

Trust a crowd to look at the wrong end of a miracle every time.