Our sexual lives are maintained by the shadow side and the light side, so the more we can understand and embrace enlightenment, the less need there is for chemical enhancement.

You know what I like about disposable razors? They're disposable.

Call me old-fashioned, but I like my conditioners to be conditioners and my shampoos to be shampoos.

The externals are important but I'm not interested in superficiality.

I don't ever apologize for who I am because then I let someone else decide who I am.

No nose hair. Ever. You'd be surprised at all the little twigs sticking out. I just can't get it. How can you see that and not just want to hack it off?

I like a woman with priorities.