Every year, dads will dress up as Santa and try to surprise their kids by coming down the chimney, and every year, a dad gets stuck and dies.
A pope going through a faith crisis would be funny to see.
My big influences are piano artists like Billy Joel and Elton John.
I think comedians start off as pranksters or something.
I like to edit; I like to work with other people, and that's something stand-up doesn't really have.
My doctor told me i had Attention Deficit Disorder. He said, 'ADD is a complex disorder, blah, blah, blah,' I didn't pay attention to the rest.