I think comedians start off as pranksters or something.

Every year, dads will dress up as Santa and try to surprise their kids by coming down the chimney, and every year, a dad gets stuck and dies.

I like to edit; I like to work with other people, and that's something stand-up doesn't really have.

I think a bird is the worst present you can give somebody because it's guilt-ridden. This animal has the gift of flight, and you put it in a cage and watch it not do that until it dies.

I have a swastika tattoo on my arm, but it's just because I like right-hand turns.

I love doing different things where, for a little while, I can focus on standup then sketch writing, then performing, then directing a video. That, to me, is stimulating.

Very specifically, Nickelodeon is aimed at eight- and nine-year-olds.