My big influences are piano artists like Billy Joel and Elton John.
A pope going through a faith crisis would be funny to see.
My doctor told me i had Attention Deficit Disorder. He said, 'ADD is a complex disorder, blah, blah, blah,' I didn't pay attention to the rest.
I think comedians start off as pranksters or something.
I have a swastika tattoo on my arm, but it's just because I like right-hand turns.
I think a bird is the worst present you can give somebody because it's guilt-ridden. This animal has the gift of flight, and you put it in a cage and watch it not do that until it dies.