I can't give you a brain, but I can give you a diploma.

If your heads were stuffed with straw, like mine, you would probably all live in the beautiful places, and then Kansas would have no people at all. It is fortunate for Kansas that you have brains.

It seems unfortunate that strong people are usually so disagreeable and overbearing that no one cares for them. In fact, to be different from your fellow creatures is always a misfortune.

Time is given us to be happy and for no other reason [...] When we waste time, we waste happiness.

Never give up. No one knows what's going to happen next.

I think the world is like a great mirror, and reflects our lives just as we ourselves look upon it.

. . .It is the Law that while Evil, unopposed, may accomplish terrible deeds, the power of Good can never be overthrown when opposed to Evil. . .