There is no madder nation than Japan. ... And that nation has the highest rate of suicide, has the highest rate of thick-lens glasses and did the most suicidal trick a few years ago. It's the doggonedest country.

You're here so you're a Scientologist. Now we're going to make you into an expert auditor no matter what happens. We'd rather have you dead than incapable.

Affection can no more spoil a child than the sun could be put out by a bucket of gasoline.

On the day when we can fully trust each other, there will be peace on Earth.

You are only three or four hours from taking your glasses off for keeps.

Understanding has very specific component parts. These component parts are affinity, reality and communication.

You can put these things into the hands of some Chinese and send him to Hong Kong and we'll have cleared chinks.