Watch very closely as the magical angel and I are swallowed by the rainbow twister, and left stranded on the glitter way.

I think a lot of people love to convolute what everyone else does in order to disempower women.

Depression doesn't take away your talents - it just makes them harder to find.

I'm single right now and I've chosen to be single because I don't have the time to get to know anybody. So it's okay not to have sex, it's okay to get to know people. I'm celibate, celibacy's fine.

Everybody always laughs because I feel so much more comfortable with, like, a giant paper bag on my whole body and paint on my face. Sometimes I try really hard to take it all off. But inevitably what's underneath is still not a straight edge. And I don't think it ever will be.

Some of you will stay with me forever, but some of you ... WILL BETRAY ME.

I love her. My piano. play the sh*t outta her.