I still don't get golf.

I know what happened to my foundation, from raising no money to raising $500m, serving three million people. Do we want to take that away? I don't think anybody says yes.

It can't be any simpler: the farewell is going to be on the Champs-Elysees.

We all want to be forgiven. There's a lot of really, really bad people who want to be forgiven but will never be forgiven, and I might be in that camp.

Well, you better ride like you stole something 'cause you are about to win a stage in the Tour de Fance.

If I can't face my accusers, that's a joke. We did that in medieval times.

If life gives you lemons, drink the juice in order to mask the presence of performing-enhancing drugs.