At least I didn't invent a dead girlfriend
Portland, Oregon won't build a mile of road without a mile of bike path. You can commute there, even with that weather, all the time.
If there is a defining characteristic of a man as opposed to a boy, maybe it's patience.
Chasing records doesn't keep me on my bike. Happiness does.
If I can't face my accusers, that's a joke. We did that in medieval times.
The ban is completely out of my hands. And I think in most people's minds, even if it's unrealistic to them, it's one that I left myself with no choice on.