And I think women have come a very, very long way, but they have a long way to go.

I'm afraid of the dark, so I have a lot of night-lights.

Everybody wants to solve everybody's problems.

I still sweat bullets if I go on The Tonight Show, but I tell myself, You can either have fun tonight or you can be shy and miserable. You ask my friends or anyone I work with now - nobody would say I was shy.

Sometimes when you're just thrown into something, you are more ready for it than when you have time to think it over and get nervous about it.

I've dated men my age, younger than me and older. The only difference is the young ones are quicker at taking out the garbage.

But I know somebody who has a bedside urinal. How do I compete with that?