Those who would give up their civil liberties for security deserve neither.

These days... it's all vanilla sex for me.

I may be paralyzed from the waist down, but unlike Gray Davis, I'm not paralyzed from the neck up.

The sole motivating factor behind the death penalty is vengeance, not justice, and I firmly believe that a government that forbids killing among its citizens should not be in the business of killing people itself.

Women are here to serve men. Look at them, they got to squat to piss. Hell, that proves it.

Moses freed the Jews. Lincoln freed the slaves. I freed the neurotics.

Any time there's a scandal, we always try and get involved.