Moses freed the Jews. Lincoln freed the slaves. I freed the neurotics.

Privacy is not explicitly spelled out in the Constitution as freedom of speech is in the First Amendment.

These days... it's all vanilla sex for me.

I may be paralyzed from the waist down, but unlike Gray Davis, I'm not paralyzed from the neck up.

Murder is illegal, but if you take a picture of it you may get your name in a magazine or maybe win a Pulitzer Prize. However, sex is legal, but if you take a picture of that act, you can go to jail.

Majority rule only works if you're also considering individual rights. Because you can't have five wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for supper.

I've always felt that feminism was just an excuse for ugly women to march.