I've always felt that feminism was just an excuse for ugly women to march.

Women are here to serve men. Look at them, they got to squat to piss. Hell, that proves it.

I don't think many people anticipated how the Internet was going to revolutionize the way we disseminate information.

People aren't interested in others controlling what they can do or read or see in the privacy of their own homes.

Moses freed the Jews. Lincoln freed the slaves. I freed the neurotics.

If the human body's obscene, complain to the manufacturer, not me.

If Kim Jong Un and his henchmen were upset before, wait till they see the movie we're going to make.