You know, everybody believes in free speech until you start questioning them about it.

No one understands that the First Amendment is only important if you are going to offend somebody. If you're not going to offend somebody, you don't need protection of the First Amendment.

Once I began following my own instincts, sales took off and I became a millionaire. And that, I think, is a key secret to every person's success, be they male or female, banker or p0rnographer:Trust in your gut.

My mother always told me that no matter how much you dislike a person, when you meet them face to face you will find characteristics about them that you like. Jerry Falwell was a perfect example of that. I hated everything he stood for, but after meeting him in person, years after the trial, Jerry Falwell and I became good friends.

Politics is my hobby. Smut is my vocation.

If Kim Jong Un and his henchmen were upset before, wait till they see the movie we're going to make.

You know, a huge drain on California's economy is the illegal immigrants. We need to close the borders.