You know, a huge drain on California's economy is the illegal immigrants. We need to close the borders.

The two most misused words in the entire English vocabulary are love and friendship. A true friend would die for you, so when you start trying to count them on one hand, you don't need any fingers.

My mother always told me that no matter how much you dislike a person, when you meet them face to face you will find characteristics about them that you like. Jerry Falwell was a perfect example of that. I hated everything he stood for, but after meeting him in person, years after the trial, Jerry Falwell and I became good friends.

Women are here to serve men. Look at them, they got to squat to piss. Hell, that proves it.

You will encounter many distractions and many temptations to put your goal aside: The security of a job, a wife who wants kids, whatever. But if you hang in there, always following your vision, I have no doubt you will succeed.

You have to be able to tolerate what you don't necessarily like so you can be free.

Freedom of speech doesn't protect speech you like; it protects speech you don't like.