You know, a huge drain on California's economy is the illegal immigrants. We need to close the borders.

Once I began following my own instincts, sales took off and I became a millionaire. And that, I think, is a key secret to every person's success, be they male or female, banker or p0rnographer:Trust in your gut.

Freedom of speech doesn't protect speech you like; it protects speech you don't like.

Women are here to serve men. Look at them, they got to squat to piss. Hell, that proves it.

Murder is illegal, but if you take a picture of it you may get your name in a magazine or maybe win a Pulitzer Prize. However, sex is legal, but if you take a picture of that act, you can go to jail.

I don't think many people anticipated how the Internet was going to revolutionize the way we disseminate information.

There's nothing more political than sex. The church has had its hand on our crotch for more than 2,000 years, and the government is moving in that direction.