Once I began following my own instincts, sales took off and I became a millionaire. And that, I think, is a key secret to every person's success, be they male or female, banker or p0rnographer:Trust in your gut.

Within three or four months, the average girl will just get used up. It just takes your soul, you know? It just takes your soul.

I don't think many people anticipated how the Internet was going to revolutionize the way we disseminate information.

If the human body's obscene, complain to the manufacturer, not me.

I've always felt that feminism was just an excuse for ugly women to march.

I may be paralyzed from the waist down, but unlike Gray Davis, I'm not paralyzed from the neck up.

You know, a huge drain on California's economy is the illegal immigrants. We need to close the borders.