You can't have five wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for dinner.

My mother always told me that no matter how much you dislike a person, when you meet them face to face you will find characteristics about them that you like. Jerry Falwell was a perfect example of that. I hated everything he stood for, but after meeting him in person, years after the trial, Jerry Falwell and I became good friends.

I may be paralyzed from the waist down, but unlike Gray Davis, I'm not paralyzed from the neck up.

These days... it's all vanilla sex for me.

Freedom of speech doesn't protect speech you like; it protects speech you don't like.

Being in a wheelchair for 30 years. I'm not whining about it because I don't dwell on things I can't do anything about, you know. I never really think about until somebody mentions it. I did take a bullet.

Politics is my hobby. Smut is my vocation.