These days... it's all vanilla sex for me.
You know, a huge drain on California's economy is the illegal immigrants. We need to close the borders.
I've always felt that feminism was just an excuse for ugly women to march.
If the human body's obscene, complain to the manufacturer, not me.
You know, everybody believes in free speech until you start questioning them about it.
Murder is illegal, but if you take a picture of it you may get your name in a magazine or maybe win a Pulitzer Prize. However, sex is legal, but if you take a picture of that act, you can go to jail.