Being in a wheelchair for 30 years. I'm not whining about it because I don't dwell on things I can't do anything about, you know. I never really think about until somebody mentions it. I did take a bullet.

I've always felt that feminism was just an excuse for ugly women to march.

There's nothing that will change someone's moral outlook quicker than cash in large sums.

Moses freed the Jews. Lincoln freed the slaves. I freed the neurotics.

I may be paralyzed from the waist down, but unlike Gray Davis, I'm not paralyzed from the neck up.

The only question to ask yourself is, how much are you willing to sacrifice to achieve this success?

Murder is illegal, but if you take a picture of it you may get your name in a magazine or maybe win a Pulitzer Prize. However, sex is legal, but if you take a picture of that act, you can go to jail.