I was born with success. Lucky for me I am able to handle it. Also, I damn well deserve it!

There are very little things in this life I cannot afford and patience is one of them.

Marijuana you can give up, I've given it up for fifteen years now and it never occurs to me to smoke it anymore.

It always annoys me when stars grumble about fans coming up to them in the street. I love it. These young stars today with all their airs and graces, they need to remember it is an honour and a privilege to make money from acting. How hard is it?

My credo is etched on my mirror in my bathroom and I see it when I brush my teeth in the morning. It says, "Don't worry, Be Happy, Feel Good." When you see that first thing, and you reflect on it, the rest of the day seems to glide by pretty well.

Barbara Eden is the most beautiful girl in the world.

Comedy is not funny. Comedy is hard work and timing and lots and lots of rehearsals.