My definition of a redundancy is an air-bag in a politician's car.

After ten or twelve years you can only play something so long and then you start to parody it.

It's my firm intention to whop cancer into submission and I truly believe I've given myself the best start possible by radically overhauling my diet and by staying true to my motto, which is: Don't worry, be happy, feel good. The first thing I did when I was diagnosed was to turn vegan.

I think that everybody in the world, whatever colour or creed, has a jerk like JR in his or her family somewhere. Whether it is a father, uncle, cousin or brother, everybody can identify with JR and that certainly had something to do with the success of 'Dallas.'

There are very little things in this life I cannot afford and patience is one of them.

Well I think they broke the mould when they made me and being humble is one of my great assets.

Comedy is not funny. Comedy is hard work and timing and lots and lots of rehearsals.