After ten or twelve years you can only play something so long and then you start to parody it.

Well I think they broke the mould when they made me and being humble is one of my great assets.

I never travel without my Stetson, but the more I wear it the more I realise that no one wears hats any more. When I was a kid everybody wore hats, especially in Texas, but I get off the plane in Dallas now and I'm the only guy with a hat. It's amazing.

As J.R. I could get away with anything - bribery, blackmail and adultery. But I got caught by cancer. I do want everyone to know that it is a very common and treatable form of cancer. I will be receiving treatment while working on the new 'Dallas' series.

I'm happy to be here. I'm happy to be anywhere. I'm not kidding.

I guess it was but I think peoples morality has changed. It's gotten more liberal and more diverse and even in a sense much more fundamental, you take the fundamental religious right in this country, its got to go back about 50 years.

Comedy is not funny. Comedy is hard work and timing and lots and lots of rehearsals.