After ten or twelve years you can only play something so long and then you start to parody it.

I was born with success. Lucky for me I am able to handle it. Also, I damn well deserve it!

I never travel without my Stetson, but the more I wear it the more I realise that no one wears hats any more. When I was a kid everybody wore hats, especially in Texas, but I get off the plane in Dallas now and I'm the only guy with a hat. It's amazing.

Later on when it became a routine it was not as exciting I'll admit that. The first three years were wonderful, the rest were just money making and having fun.

Before I tried LSD, I'd been going to a psychologist for a couple of years. I found out about success that you have to fight for it a lot, then when you achieve it, you can't give up the fight.

I liked Dallas better because it was more deceptive, you could do more with it.

Comedy is not funny. Comedy is hard work and timing and lots and lots of rehearsals.