I'm not offended. Lenny Bruce taught me that everything's funny. You can make everything funny. I don't think that assassinations are funny, I don't think you can make fun of ISIS, but almost everything is funny. And If we can't laugh at ourselves, who can we laugh at? So I don't mind ethnic humor. I like ethnic humor. I like dialect jokes. Laughter is a very subjective thing. If it's funny to you it's funny. And a lot of things are funny to me.

Nobody beats a bunch of journalists for inflating their rather mundane straightforward chores with a lot more melodrama and self-importance than the job should be asked to contain.

Communications is the number one major in America today. CNN had 25,000 applicants for five intern jobs this summer.

I'm sort of the comic relief after a hard day at work. My message is that it's OK to relax

There is still nothing in life as constant and as changing at the same time as an afternoon at a ballpark.

When I was 5 years old I would lie in bed, look at the radio, and I wanted to be on the radio. I don't know why.

It's joyful to give. But for people who want to take advantage of you, you're kind of an easy mark.