I'm not offended. Lenny Bruce taught me that everything's funny. You can make everything funny. I don't think that assassinations are funny, I don't think you can make fun of ISIS, but almost everything is funny. And If we can't laugh at ourselves, who can we laugh at? So I don't mind ethnic humor. I like ethnic humor. I like dialect jokes. Laughter is a very subjective thing. If it's funny to you it's funny. And a lot of things are funny to me.

One thing I have learned is, if people tell you they had a "frank" discussion with someone, it is usually code for a yelling match with clenched fists.

I worked on the United Parcel Service truck, I sold home delivery of milk. But always, in the back of my mind, I wanted to get into radio.

I would like to ask Him if He was indeed virgin born, because the answer to that question would define history.

If they asked me, I did two shifts. I did sports, I did news, because I loved it.

There is nothing in your destiny, nothing in your future that you cannot accomplish.

It's joyful to give. But for people who want to take advantage of you, you're kind of an easy mark.