I would like to ask Him if He was indeed virgin born, because the answer to that question would define history.

I was always telling everyone, I want to be a broadcaster. They'd say, What, are you crazy? What, you're going to be Arthur Godfrey?

Nobody beats a bunch of journalists for inflating their rather mundane straightforward chores with a lot more melodrama and self-importance than the job should be asked to contain.

The first rule of my speaking is: listen!

Let's not become so worried about not offending anybody that we lose the ability to distinguish between respect and paranoia.

Don't you think it would be better to legalize victimless crimes like drugs & prostitution & divert the resources to more important things like the rapes & assaults & things like that?

Sandy Koufax went to the same school as me. I graduated two years ahead of Sandy.