I don't see how being married could be any worse than listening to you talk for twenty years, but that still ain't much of a recommendation for it.

No illusion is more crucial than the illusion that great success and huge money buy you immunity from the common ills of mankind, such as cars that won't start.

Americans don't want cowboys to be gay.

Nobody run off with her,” Roscoe said. "She just run off with herself, I guess.

If a warrior lacked wisdom, courage alone would not keep him alive for long.

I don't do well with changes in my routine. I read at least three newspapers a day, for example. I'm frustrated if for some reason I can't get ahold of all three.

If I had a mind to rent pigs, I'd be mighty upset. A man that likes to rent pigs won't be stopped.