The older the violin, the sweeter the music.

I once owned a collection of 77 novels that won the Pulitzer. The only good novel of the bunch was The Grapes of Wrath.

If a warrior lacked wisdom, courage alone would not keep him alive for long.

If I had a mind to rent pigs, I'd be mighty upset. A man that likes to rent pigs won't be stopped.

A woman's love is like the morning dew. It's just as likely to settle on a horse turd as a rose.

I'm glad I've been wrong enough to keep in practice. . . You can't avoid it, you've got to learn to handle it. If you only come face to face with your own mistakes once or twice in your life it's bound to be extra painful. I face mine every day--that way they ain't usually much worse than a dry shave.

Nothing good ever comes without a price.