The older the violin, the sweeter the music.

Incompetents invariably make trouble for people other than themselves.

True maturity is only reached when a man realizes he has become a father figure to his girlfriends' boyfriend - and he accepts it

I suppose you set up reading the Good Book all night-spoken by Woodrow Call

Anyway, whacking a surly bartender ain't much of a crime.

I once owned a collection of 77 novels that won the Pulitzer. The only good novel of the bunch was The Grapes of Wrath.

If you wait, all that happens is that you get older.