Every July, I look forward to taping a Christmas show - in July in Nashville. In 98-degree weather. I love it.

When you're doing comedy, it is so subjective. What is funny to you is not funny to another person. What is dirty to you is not dirty to the other person. Comedy is one of those things you throw against the wall and see what sticks.

I was scared into being good. But I'm sure I did regular kid stuff.

I've always thought if you don't like what somebody says, don't hang out with that person. Why do you have to complain about it? Here's the thing. I don't hang out with, and I'm not friends with anybody that would offend me or I think offends me or lives a different way than I do.

I don't know why people get so bent out of shape over stuff people say.

I've been down in Florida since 1979. When you're born in Nebraska you really can't explain it.

Our whole wedding cost 180 bucks. Afterward, we re-heated lasagna for everyone and set off fireworks.