I'd make people say 'use Fork;' if I thought I could get away with it.
Just because you're into control doesn't mean you're in control.
Perhaps you should compile your Perl with long doubles one of these megaseconds.
Sometimes I wish I could put an expiration date on my quotes.
I think operating systems work best if they're free and open. Particular applications are more likely to be proprietary.
Computer languages differ not so much in what they make possible, but in what they make easy.