My arthritic pinkies are already starting to ache just thinking about ||||=.

Even the White House has a press agent.

I've decided I don't want to be a manager. Every time you try to be responsive to your employees, they say you're being reactive and not proactive. And when you try to be proactive, they accuse you of being capricious and arbitrary. So I don't wanna be a manager.

A journey of a thousand miles continues with the second step.

What is the sound of Perl? Is it not the sound of a wall that people have stopped banging their heads against?

Over the long term, symbiosis is more useful than parasitism. More fun, too. Ask any mitochondria.

I am not a sort of person who wants to run a company.