I just hope I'm never promoted to the level of my incontinence.
You want it in one line? Does it have to fit in 80 columns?
I note that the Python folks still think they like JPython. I wonder how long that will last?
Many days I don't write any code at all, and some days I spend all day writing code.
Programmers can be lazy.
There ain't nothin' in this world that's worth being a snot over.