The way I see it, if you declare something portable, you'll always be wrong, and if you declare it non-portable, you'll always be right.

Accidental stacks considered harmful.

In general, they do what you want, unless you want consistency.

While I have historically been a late worker, you know, sometimes I even like to get up early and see what's happened in the few hours of the night and then I often take a nap in the middle of the day just to sort of make up for stretching my day out.

Real programmers can write assembly code in any language.

Sometimes I wish I could put an expiration date on my quotes.

[Perl] gives you the STDERR filehandle so that your program can make snide comments off to the side while it transforms (or attempts to transform) your input into your output.