I think I'll side with the pissheads on this one.
That which hits the fan tends to get flung in all directions.
I'd make people say 'use Fork;' if I thought I could get away with it.
I suppose you could switch grammars once you've seen 'use strict subs'.
It's appositival, if it's there. And it doesn't have to be there. And it's really obvious that it's there when it's there.
Maybe we should take a clue from FTP and put in an option like 'print hash marks on every 1024 iterations'.