I started as a standup comic and an actor.

You go, dark energy! Go on, dark matter. They don't understand you, dark matter. They don't get you.

I don’t want to slam somebody else’s religion. I mean as a Catholic, we’re basically cannibals: We eat Jesus every Sunday, you know? So who am I to say your religion is creepy?

Even though you're in charge you're not completely in ownership. You know, the audience takes a huge ownership of your show.

Saying slavery was the cause of secession isn't politically correct; it's correct correct.

I started as a standup comic and an actor.

There's a lot of magic in science, so to speak.