You could be a music prodigy at age 4, like Mozart, but you can't be a writing prodigy.

I don't care if my opinion falls on the right or the left. I'm more of what I call a passionate centrist. I just believe what I believe. I'm not trying to prove anything for the right or the left. Which gives me freedom to make jokes about either side, too.

You know that sadness and rage you feel about your money? That's the way some of us feel about people.

Even though you're in charge you're not completely in ownership. You know, the audience takes a huge ownership of your show.

I started as a standup comic and an actor.

I've always felt like I had a guardian angel in some of those ways.

I've always been sort of entrepreneurial. ... I felt that I needed to learn how to write and produce so I could write my own thing and not worry about Hollywood finding me.