I think it was Fran Lebowitz who said that there are no writing prodigies. You have to have something to write about.

There always seemed to be a place for God and, to me, it seemed like God was a place in the unknown side of the ledger.

The Oscar nominations are out, and they're so white a grand jury has decided not to indict them.

Catholic and Jew - it's very closely related, a lot of holidays, a lot of guilt, a lot of the same things going on.

We, Catholics, share many of the moral guidelines of Mormons, the difference is you guys take it seriously. When the church says something we don't agree with we say, "Oh don't be so crazy." We just laugh it off.

You could be a music prodigy at age 4, like Mozart, but you can't be a writing prodigy.

I don't care if my opinion falls on the right or the left. I'm more of what I call a passionate centrist. I just believe what I believe. I'm not trying to prove anything for the right or the left. Which gives me freedom to make jokes about either side, too.