Always keep your anger bottled up. You might need a bottle of anger some day when friends come by and won't leave.

It's a big deal about whether or not gays can march in the St. Patrick's Day Parade and I have to say that on some level I kind of see their point. Because when you think about it, it is a real macho heterosexual event. Bunch of guys in short skirts on a cart made of rose pedals sharing a bag pipe. That's not for sissies.

I really detest movies like 'Indecent Proposal' and 'Pretty Woman' because they send a message to women that sleeping with a rich man is the ultimate goal and really that's such a small part of it.

Women can really be who they are. I'm about to say the F word, feminist. Often that word has such a negative connotation.

I'm all over the place, and I consider myself a bit of a scrounger: 'What will I do next, so I'm not broke?'

[On living in New York City:] I'm oblivious to everything. I just don't notice anything. I sat in a coffee shop, drank half a cup of coffee before I noticed there was lipstick on the cup. There was wadded-up gum and lipstick on the napkin. I must have been sitting on that woman's lap for an hour.

I mean, sleeping with the same woman, night after night. Boring!