Always keep your anger bottled up. You might need a bottle of anger some day when friends come by and won't leave.

I want to be so famous that drag queens will dress like me in parades when I'm dead.

I used to think drinking was the only way to be happy. Now I know there is no way to be happy.

Anything can happen with a razor.

It goes Christmas, New Year's Eve, Valentine's Day. Is that fair to anyone who's alone? These are all days you gotta be with someone. And if you didn't get around to killing yourself at Christmas or New Year's, boom! There's Valentine's Day. I think there should be one more after Valentine's Day just called, 'Who could love you?'

I have to find work wherever it might be hiding.

Always keep your anger bottled up. You might need a bottle of anger some day when friends come by and won't leave.