We've all made mistakes that are similar in just trying to get by or make some money or feel good about ourselves.

I have a rule, and that is to never look at somebody's face while we're having sex; because, number one, what if I know the guy?

I'm all over the place, and I consider myself a bit of a scrounger: 'What will I do next, so I'm not broke?'

I get asked to do benefits a lot and I've decided I've got to be a bit more discerning, I can't just do all of them. . . . I got asked to do a benefit for babies born addicted to crack. And I said well, all right, I'll help you raise money for them, but I think we both know what they're gonna spend it on.

Women can really be who they are. I'm about to say the F word, feminist. Often that word has such a negative connotation.

The thing that amazes me about getting fired is that nobody ever has anything insightful to say about it. They always say the same thing. They always say, 'Everything happens for a reason.' As lame as that sounds, I guess it’s better to hear it out loud. Because when you hear it in your own head, it sounds like, 'Anything can happen with a razor.

It goes Christmas, New Year's Eve, Valentine's Day. Is that fair to anyone who's alone? These are all days you gotta be with someone. And if you didn't get around to killing yourself at Christmas or New Year's, boom! There's Valentine's Day. I think there should be one more after Valentine's Day just called, 'Who could love you?'