We've all made mistakes that are similar in just trying to get by or make some money or feel good about ourselves.

Anything can happen with a razor.

We've all made mistakes that are similar in just trying to get by or make some money or feel good about ourselves.

Always keep your anger bottled up. You might need a bottle of anger some day when friends come by and won't leave.

I can't think of anything worse after a night of drinking than waking up next to someone and not being able to remember their name, or how you met, or why they're dead.

I really detest movies like 'Indecent Proposal' and 'Pretty Woman' because they send a message to women that sleeping with a rich man is the ultimate goal and really that's such a small part of it.

The thing that amazes me about getting fired is that nobody ever has anything insightful to say about it. They always say the same thing. They always say, 'Everything happens for a reason.' As lame as that sounds, I guess it’s better to hear it out loud. Because when you hear it in your own head, it sounds like, 'Anything can happen with a razor.