Because all bad little vampires see me in the end

Some days you go bear hunting and you get eaten. Some days you come home with a nice rug to roll around on, and bear steaks. What they don't tell you as a kid is that sometimes you get the rug and steaks, but you also get some nice scars to go with them. As a child you don't understand that you can win, but that's it's not always worth the price. Once you understand and accept that possibility you become a real grown up, and the world becomes a much more serious place. Not less fun, but once you realize what can go wrong, it's a lot scarier to go hunting "bears".

You can't kill us all, human.' He was right. I raised the machine gun a little. 'True, but who's going to be first in line?

Death didn't bother me much. Strong Christian and all that. Method of death did. Being eaten alive. One of my top three ways not to go out.

When you apologize, try not to smile at the same time. It ruins the effect

Would you truly sleep with strangers?" "I don't know, I haven't met the strangers yet.

I always treated writing as a profession, never as a hobby. If you don't believe in yourself, no one else will.