Anita can speak for herself," Richard said. Jean-Claude's attention flicked back to me. "That is certainly true. But I came to see how the two of you enjoyed the play." "And pigs fly," I said. "You don't believe me?" "Not hardly," I said.

I told her why we are here. I told you wouldn't hurt Jack." "The coffin?" I smiled. I couldn't help it. He was a 'jack in a box.

Somehow I think Trophy Wives wear more makeup and less cutlery. But hey, I haven't ever met a Trophy Wife, maybe I'm wrong. Maybe they know what I know, that the true way to a man's heart is six inches of metal between his ribs.

What we prefer to read is sort of like sexual preference, you like what you like. Most of the time you have no clue why.

If you love someone, truly love them, you should never cause them pain. Never fill their eyes with something so close to grief.

Important safety tip - never look a vampire in the eye.

Love is not about owning someone, but about loving them.