Why is everything always my decision?" I asked. Because you will not tolerate anything else." Oh, I remembered now. "Great", I whispered. - Anita to Jean-Claude

You did not bring down two of the royal guard in an unceremonious heap because the woman in the middle tripped.

Larry's zombie bag was a nearly virulent green with Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles on it. I was almost afraid to ask what his vampire bag looked like.

Now that's an Okay that really means Okay, not that Okay that women use that means everything but Okay.

Most hatred is based on fear, one way or another.

Richard was a riddle with no answer, and I was tired of playing a game I couldn't win.

Somehow I think Trophy Wives wear more makeup and less cutlery. But hey, I haven't ever met a Trophy Wife, maybe I'm wrong. Maybe they know what I know, that the true way to a man's heart is six inches of metal between his ribs.