It has been my experience that women tell more intimate details to their friends than men do. Men may brag more, but women will talk the nitty-gritty and share the experience more.

Sometimes you deal with the devil not because you want to, but because if you don't, someone else will.

Maybe they know what I know, that the true way to a man's heart is six inches of metal between his ribs. Sometimes four inches will do the job, but to be really sure, I like to have six.

I'm pro-choice because I've never been a fourteen-year-old incest victim pregnant by her father, or a woman who's going to die if the pregnancy continues, or a rape victim, or even a teenager who made a mistake. I want women to have choices, but I also believe that it's a life, especially once it's big enough to live outside the womb.

Questions are great, but only if you know the answers. If you ask questions and the answers surprise you, you look silly.

Never criticize, unless you can do a better job.

I'm very judgmental person. It's one of my faults.