You did not bring down two of the royal guard in an unceremonious heap because the woman in the middle tripped.

I'm more influenced by my own interests than anyone else's. Writers have to entertain themselves, or they can't entertain anyone else

Friends don't count the cost of favors.

Never trust people who smile constantly. They're either selling something or not very bright.

Death, jewelry, or magic; it sounded like Valentine's Day.

Maybe they know what I know, that the true way to a man's heart is six inches of metal between his ribs. Sometimes four inches will do the job, but to be really sure, I like to have six.

If the only tool you have is a hammer, all your problems begin to look like nails. - Abraham Maslow