Important safety tip - never look a vampire in the eye.

Would you truly sleep with strangers?" "I don't know, I haven't met the strangers yet.

People go away and they don't come back.

I am not a morning person.

Sometimes love makes you selfish. Sometimes it makes you stupid. Sometimes it reminds you why you love your gun.

Graves are for the living, not the dead. It gives us something to concentrate on instead of the fact that our loved one is rotting under the ground.

There's Only so much emotional super glue in a person's soul, that everything just stays broken.