There comes a point when you either embrace who and what you are, or condemn yourself to be miserable all your days. Other people will try to make you miserable; don't help them by doing the job yourself.

I looked up at Ellen and her not-glowing pentagram. "Harm none is the rule, Ellen: bad witch, no cookie.

Methinks we have a clue. Be still, my heart.

Sex was never as neat as the movies made it. Real sex was messy. Good sex was messier.

If I'd been easily discouraged, I could have been a one-hit wonder

The second you stop questioning yourself is the second that you become the monster. -Merry

I wasn't crying, my eyes were running. My eyes were running because there were pieces of zombies all over my toys. Jesus.