That kiss was really nice you know before you...bit me, but it was still nice.

If you love someone, truly love them, you should never cause them pain. Never fill their eyes with something so close to grief.

Anita can speak for herself," Richard said. Jean-Claude's attention flicked back to me. "That is certainly true. But I came to see how the two of you enjoyed the play." "And pigs fly," I said. "You don't believe me?" "Not hardly," I said.

Better to assume the worst and be wrong than assume the best and be wrong.

Remember the three rules of vampire hunting. One: Never, ever look them in the eyes. Two: Never, ever give up your cross. Three: Aim for the head and heart. Even with silver ammo, it won't be a killing blow anywhere else." I felt like a kindergarten teacher sending her kiddies off to a hostile playground. "Don't panic if you get bitten. The bite can be cleansed. As long as they don't mesmerize you with their eyes, you can still fight.

Guarantees are for major appliances, not for murder.

Human lives are too short to waste in trivialities.