Remember your personal demons should be afraid of you, because you are their home, their food, and as you heal, their executioner.

Men don't settle down because of the right woman. They settle down because they are finally ready for it. Whatever woman they're dating when they get ready is the one they settle down with, not necessarily the best one or the prettiest, just the one who happened to be on hand when the time got to be right. Unromantic, but still true.

I enjoy my anger, it’s the only hobby I have.

Morals aren't just for when it's easy, Anita. They aren't morals if you throw them aside every time it's convenient.

Most women complain that there are no single, straight men left. I’d just like to meet one who’s human.

I hate being awake at three in the morning. It is the godforsaken heart of darkness when the body runs slow, and the brain runs slower, and all you want to do is sleep. But I had promises to keep, and miles to go before I could sleep. Or at least a couple of miracles to perform before I could go to bed.

Never argue when you're winning.